Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far.

I've never really done any interviews as myself.

I think in all small towns, all kinds of working-class communities around the world. They are kind of similar.

I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.

I don't know if I'm brave.

We say that "to let woman drive a car is like to let monkey fly a plane".

I enjoyed being anonymous.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

For a number of years in England, nobody had any idea what I looked like.

To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Get plenty of exercises and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

Hurricane Sandy is a disturbing sign of things to come. We must heed this warning and act quickly to solve the climate crisis. Dirty energy makes dirty weather.