Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes, Thoughts and images

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Get plenty of exercises and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.

Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far.

For a number of years in England, nobody had any idea what I looked like.

Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

I enjoyed being anonymous.

We say that "to let woman drive a car is like to let monkey fly a plane".

I don't know if I'm brave.

I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.

I think in all small towns, all kinds of working-class communities around the world. They are kind of similar.

I've never really done any interviews as myself.