I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

We say that "to let woman drive a car is like to let monkey fly a plane".

I enjoyed being anonymous.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

For a number of years in England, nobody had any idea what I looked like.

Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far.

To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Get plenty of exercises and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

Hurricane Sandy is a disturbing sign of things to come. We must heed this warning and act quickly to solve the climate crisis. Dirty energy makes dirty weather.

Our new technologies, combined with our numbers, have made us, collectively, a force of nature

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

We all know the leopard can't change his stripes.

In digital era, privacy must be a priority. Is it just me, or is secret blanket surveillance obscenely outrageous?

At some point, a false belief collides with physical reality.