The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

I'm not trying to top anything. I'm trying to be useful, to play a positive role, to serve the public interest.

A zebra can not change it's spots.

you can't be value free when it comes to marriage

People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.

What would Jesus, or any human being who isn't an asshole, do?

Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.