You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

Jon Stewart

Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.

Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.

It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?

Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.