I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building. - Jon Stewart quotes

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

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When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

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