I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.

I don't think politics is any longer about a conversation with the country.

I want a sandwich named after me.

I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.