Jon Stewart
That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?
Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?
When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?
The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance
Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.
I don't think politics is any longer about a conversation with the country.
I want a sandwich named after me.
I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.
Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.
The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.
I don't know if the police of naming statements would agree with this.
We will be spending less in the transfer market in future years.
If I had to think where I could live if not Moscow, London would be my first choice and second would be New York.
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