Who says life is fair, where is that written?

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

Enough about my beauty," Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.

You are wonderful, Father.""I'm more than wonderful, how dare you insult me.

No more rhymes now I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?” “AAHH!

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Love is many things none of them logical.

Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.

True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.

"We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

You have to protect your writing time. You have to protect it to the death.

When I was your age, television was called books.

I’ll tell you the truth and its up to you to live with it.

I write out of revenge.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

If all that's going on in your scenes is what's going on in your scenes, think about it a long time.

But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - that had to mean something.

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.