If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out. - Woody Allen quotes

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

Author: Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - Paranoia is knowing all the facts.

Paranoia is knowing all the facts.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Why ruin a good story with the truth?

Why ruin a good story with the truth?

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

Author: Woody Allen

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