Woody Allen Quotes

Best 40+ Woody Allen Messages, Quotes, and Images

Woody Allen Thoughts

Woody Allen Thoughts

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Author: Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes Images

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Messages

Woody Allen Messages

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

Author: Woody Allen

Short Woody Allen Quotes

Short Woody Allen Quotes

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Author: Woody Allen

Simple Woody Allen Messages

Simple Woody Allen Messages

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Thoughts

Woody Allen Thoughts

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Author: Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Messages Images

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

Author: Woody Allen

Short Woody Allen Messages

Short Woody Allen Messages

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Author: Woody Allen

Unique Woody Allen Thoughts

Unique Woody Allen Thoughts

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

Author: Woody Allen

Simple Woody Allen Quotes

Simple Woody Allen Quotes

I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers

Author: Woody Allen

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Sometimes I dread the truth of the lines I say. But the dread must never show.

Sometimes I dread the truth of the lines I say. But the dread must never show.

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Charm is more valuable than beauty. You can resist beauty, but you can't resist charm.

Charm is more valuable than beauty. You can resist beauty, but you can't resist charm.

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If you love cinema as much as I do, and not many people do, and if you are focused and actually have something to offer, you will get somewhere with it.

If you love cinema as much as I do, and not many people do, and if you are focused and actually have something to offer, you will get somewhere with it.

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When you look at a movie, you look at a director's thought process.

When you look at a movie, you look at a director's thought process.

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I don't think screenwriting is therapeutic. It's actually really, really hard for me. It's not an enjoyable process.

I don't think screenwriting is therapeutic. It's actually really, really hard for me. It's not an enjoyable process.

Author: Charlie Kaufman