A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. - Woody Allen quotes

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Author: Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Why ruin a good story with the truth?

Why ruin a good story with the truth?

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

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Woody Allen Quotes - The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

Author: Woody Allen

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