Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot? - Woody Allen quotes

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

Author: Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.

My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

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Woody Allen Quotes - There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

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Woody Allen Quotes - What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Author: Woody Allen

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