Author: Woody Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.
I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers
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