You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. - Woody Allen quotes

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

Author: Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers

I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

Author: Woody Allen

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