Author: Woody Allen
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You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
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