Author: Woody Allen
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Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.
I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
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