Author: Woody Allen
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A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.
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