In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm. - Woody Allen quotes

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Author: Woody Allen

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Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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