In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm. - Woody Allen quotes

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Author: Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

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Woody Allen Quotes - I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Author: Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Author: Woody Allen

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