I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes. - Woody Allen quotes

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

Author: Woody Allen

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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I don't think screenwriting is therapeutic. It's actually really, really hard for me. It's not an enjoyable process.

I don't think screenwriting is therapeutic. It's actually really, really hard for me. It's not an enjoyable process.

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