I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

They discovered that 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.

Oh, I get a little tired now and then, but knowing my lifestyle, that's only natural.

Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.

I would always sing it (Take Me Out To The Ballgame) because I think it's the only song I knew the words to.

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.

When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Every since high school I've been drawn to magazines.

Movie narration in the forties was radically different than the narrative involved in books.