Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?
It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.
Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.
I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.
When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.
You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.
I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.
I would always sing it (Take Me Out To The Ballgame) because I think it's the only song I knew the words to.
Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.
Oh, I get a little tired now and then, but knowing my lifestyle, that's only natural.
They discovered that 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.
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