Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

They discovered that 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.

Oh, I get a little tired now and then, but knowing my lifestyle, that's only natural.

Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.

I would always sing it (Take Me Out To The Ballgame) because I think it's the only song I knew the words to.

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.

When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Every since high school I've been drawn to magazines.

Movie narration in the forties was radically different than the narrative involved in books.

Everybody thought New York was this hard, cruel place, and I found it to be an extraordinarily wonderful place filled with the most interesting people.

Although I had a few jobs that I didn't like, or quit, or got fired from, I really loved New York from the moment I got here and I never stopped.