Why do I ask for directions? Because I hate wasting time.

You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up.

If you're going to define me properly, you must think in terms of my failures as well as my successes.

I don't want to be a movie star. I want to be in movies that are stars.

If I were a serious person, I'd probably have a real job.

I never feel sexy. I have a distant relationship with the mirror.

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

You may get real tired watching me, but I'm not going to quit.

To me, success is choice and opportunity.

You keep on going until you get it as close to being right as the time and patience of others will allow.

It's not the years honey, it's the mileage.

You have to have the darkness for the dawn to come.

Behind every great man is a woman. Telling him he's not so hot.

The Force is within you. Force yourself.

Money is really only important if you don't have any.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.

I realized early on that success was tied to not giving up.

Work hard and figure out how to be useful and don't try to imitate anybody else's success. Figure out how to do it for yourself with yourself.