To me, success is choice and opportunity.

Am I grumpy? I might be. But I think maybe sometimes it's misinterpreted.

There's a real simple analogy. You have to perceive it from the ground up. You have to lay a firm foundation, then every step becomes part of a logical process.

You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up.

If you're going to define me properly, you must think in terms of my failures as well as my successes.

I don't want to be a movie star. I want to be in movies that are stars.

If I were a serious person, I'd probably have a real job.

I never feel sexy. I have a distant relationship with the mirror.

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

You may get real tired watching me, but I'm not going to quit.

You keep on going until you get it as close to being right as the time and patience of others will allow.

Why do I ask for directions? Because I hate wasting time.

It's not the years honey, it's the mileage.

You have to have the darkness for the dawn to come.

Behind every great man is a woman. Telling him he's not so hot.

The Force is within you. Force yourself.

Money is really only important if you don't have any.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.