Author: Kinky Friedman
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Good Night Messages for Wife
May the God of your choice bless you.
A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
True love usually results in a hostage situation.
I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.
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