True love usually results in a hostage situation. - Kinky Friedman quotes

True love usually results in a hostage situation.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.

On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.

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