Author: Kinky Friedman
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
True love usually results in a hostage situation.
Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.
If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
