An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.

Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?

A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.

They did not know it was impossible so they did it

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started

Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

There is no security in life, only opportunity.