Author: Mark Twain
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.
Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.
Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started
Love Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
