Some people give their problems swimming lessons instead of drowning them.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started

Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

There is no security in life, only opportunity.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.