I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright quotes

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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Steven Wright Quotes - If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

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Steven Wright Quotes - Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

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Steven Wright Quotes - If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

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Steven Wright Quotes - Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Author: Steven Wright

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