Steven Wright Quotes, Thoughts and images

Steven Wright Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.

Steven Wright Quotes

Steven Wright Quotes

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Unique Quotes

Steven Wright Unique Quotes

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Thoughts

Steven Wright Thoughts

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Positive Quotes

Steven Wright Positive Quotes

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Inspirational Quotes

Steven Wright Inspirational Quotes

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Motivational Quotes

Steven Wright Motivational Quotes

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Short Quotes

Steven Wright Short Quotes

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Positive Thoughts

Steven Wright Positive Thoughts

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes images

Steven Wright Quotes images

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Status

Steven Wright Status

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

Author: Steven Wright

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