Author: Steven Wright
Good Night Messages for Wife
To the deficit commission, depression is the solution to the problem, not a problem.
Author: Michael Hudson
Never assume that you're stuck with the way things are. Life changes, and so can you.
Author: Ralph Marston
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
Author: Woody Allen
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Take to the path of dharma – the path of truth and justice. Don’t misuse your valour. Remain united. March forward in all humility, but fully awake to the situation you face, demanding your rights and firmness.
Author: Sardar Vallabhbhai patel
Yesterday's answers has nothing to do with today's questions.
Author: Dave Mustaine
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.
Author: Johnny Carson
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends