Author: Steven Wright
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Good Night Messages for Wife
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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