Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright quotes

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Author: Steven Wright

James Stewart Quotes - I always stayed for the first curtain call and people always said, 'Who's that?' But this got me started in acting.

I always stayed for the first curtain call and people always said, 'Who's that?' But this got me started in acting.

Author: James Stewart

Steven Wright Quotes - I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

Author: Steven Wright

Erma Bombeck Quotes - No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Steven Wright Quotes - I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said,

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

Author: Steven Wright

Hakeem Olajuwon Quotes - Basketball is in my blood. It is my obligation to try.

Basketball is in my blood. It is my obligation to try.

Author: Hakeem Olajuwon

Geoffrey Rush Quotes - Someone told me that there's a connection to Superman, that in an early edition of the Green Lantern comics, Tomar Re was the envoy to Krypton. That was fascinating to me.

Someone told me that there's a connection to Superman, that in an early edition of the Green Lantern comics, Tomar Re was the envoy to Krypton. That was fascinating to me.

Author: Geoffrey Rush

Frank Sinatra Quotes - For what is a man, what has he got. If not himself, then he has naught.

For what is a man, what has he got. If not himself, then he has naught.

Author: Frank Sinatra

Laurence Olivier Quotes - The art of persuasion. The actor persuades himself, first, and through himself, the audience.

The art of persuasion. The actor persuades himself, first, and through himself, the audience.

Author: Laurence Olivier

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