Author: Steven Wright
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?
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