Chetan Bhagat Quotes

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Chetan Bhagat Quotes

If a father buys his child toffees instead of books for school, it may make for a happy child. But does it make a good father?

No statues, please. School or statue? Hospital or statue? No need to explain further.

Societies that value excellence, innovation, entrepreneurship and integrity do well.

In an Indian love marriage, by the time everyone gets on board, one wonders if there is any love left.

Done it. However, just prior to the teacher's arrival, someone had a brainwave. He planted a Diwali bomb with a

Dont fall in love with her again, a voice within me warned. You never fell out of love with her, another voice countered with an evil laugh.

Shocked, the teacher rushed out and brought back the headmistress. Throughout the rest of the period, both of them tried to figure out who set off the bomb and gave us lectures on our rowdy behaviour.

Dress down. Charisma comes from integrity, competence and compassion. Not from expensive clothes.

This is not a story. There is no romance in here, nor are there page-turning, thrilling moments. Rather, this book is about a dream both you and I share&mdashto make India a better place.

Work hard, but make time for you love, family and friends. Nobody remembers powerpoint presentations on your final day

A bad boss is like a disease of the soul.

I think half the trees in the world are felled to make up the IIT entrance exam guides. Most of them are crap,

After a long time, we have had a stable mandate at the top. If the BJP blows this opportunity, it will set India back by a decade.

Girlfriends come and go but, thank God, mothers dont break up with you.

Is fun to see educated people shout and belittle other educated people!

Girls never tell you anything straight out anyway. You have to interpolate and extrapolate their responses to figure out whats on their mind.

In cigarettes, we have pictures of blackened lungs on the packs. But packets of potato chips dont bear the picture of an obese heart patient, right?

Smoke is beautiful weightless and shapeless, it almost appears as deceptively powerless as the person releasing it, yet, it comes from within and rises above us all. Crap,

There are things some people can never understand.there's no point to telling them.

Don't be serious , be sincere

It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

When you screw someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.

Most people who own colleges in India haven't. Stupid people go to college. Smart people own them,

That's what human relationships are about &ndash selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.

Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? Its like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. Its like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

The word future and females is a dangerous combination.

When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.

Don't be serious, be sincere.

From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.

Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them

The pretty girl is always right.

A wise man can be a fool in love.

The worlds most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within you. The worst part is you cant even tell who is who.

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.

Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do

The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice...

In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!

...but I guess it's better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.

Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them"...

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunters home.

LIFE IS TOUGH WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING TO PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU...

Preety girls behave best when you ignore them

Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

I m human, I m not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.

Don't be serious,be sincere...

There are two ways of spreading light to be candle,or the mirror that reflects it.

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.

Pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.

The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us.. the worst part is we can't say who is who

Pardon the hurt others have caused you.What they did is past.What is bothering today are your current feelings that comes from this load.Let it go.

Sometimes, when nobody is by your side, you have to become your own cheering squad.

Don't quit. It will happen one day.

The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.

Make New FrNdS But Keep D oLd , One iS silVer The Other is Gold.

Losers, even if they do not have a brain,have a heart.

Life will never change we should select new things and move on

We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.

It is only when one writes a book that one realizes the true power of MSWord, from grammar checks to replace-alls.

How can God give girls so much power ? How can they turn productive, busy and ambitious men into a wilting mass of uselessness.

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian

Tamilians love to irritate non-Tamil speakers by speaking in Tamil only.

I feel everyone who has a chance should step out of India for a while to really see what it is like out there.

She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law

We have no hope if we cannot prove uncle cynic wrong.

When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don't look down. Just fly higher so the stones won't reach you

Work hard, but make time for your love, family and friends. Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on your final day

It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.

If it is too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true.

Life may not offer you the same chance twice.

All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.

Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.

Forgiving doesn’t make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them.

Girls never tell you anything straight out anyway. You have to interpolate and extrapolate their responses to figure out what’s on their mind.

This is how we girls are. At times we want to be wanted, even when we deny it.

That’s what human relationships are about – selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.

Sometimes it is hard to explain why you find a person beautiful.

Admiration passes, love endures.

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.

I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.

Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book.

The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.

The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice...

The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.

The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It’s never easier to live being as weaker one!

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.

Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do.

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If a father buys his child toffees instead of books for school, it may make for a happy child. But does it make a good father?
No statues, please. School or statue? Hospital or statue? No need to explain further.
Societies that value excellence, innovation, entrepreneurship and integrity do well.
In an Indian love marriage, by the time everyone gets on board, one wonders if there is any love left.
Done it. However, just prior to the teacher's arrival, someone had a brainwave. He planted a Diwali bomb with a
Dont fall in love with her again, a voice within me warned. You never fell out of love with her, another voice countered with an evil laugh.
Shocked, the teacher rushed out and brought back the headmistress. Throughout the rest of the period, both of them tried to figure out who set off the bomb and gave us lectures on our rowdy behaviour.
Dress down. Charisma comes from integrity, competence and compassion. Not from expensive clothes.
This is not a story. There is no romance in here, nor are there page-turning, thrilling moments. Rather, this book is about a dream both you and I share&mdashto make India a better place.
Work hard, but make time for you love, family and friends. Nobody remembers powerpoint presentations on your final day
A bad boss is like a disease of the soul.
I think half the trees in the world are felled to make up the IIT entrance exam guides. Most of them are crap,
After a long time, we have had a stable mandate at the top. If the BJP blows this opportunity, it will set India back by a decade.
Girlfriends come and go but, thank God, mothers dont break up with you.
Is fun to see educated people shout and belittle other educated people!
Girls never tell you anything straight out anyway. You have to interpolate and extrapolate their responses to figure out whats on their mind.
In cigarettes, we have pictures of blackened lungs on the packs. But packets of potato chips dont bear the picture of an obese heart patient, right?
Smoke is beautiful weightless and shapeless, it almost appears as deceptively powerless as the person releasing it, yet, it comes from within and rises above us all. Crap,
There are things some people can never understand.there's no point to telling them.
Don't be serious , be sincere
It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.
I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.
When you screw someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.
Most people who own colleges in India haven't. Stupid people go to college. Smart people own them,
That's what human relationships are about &ndash selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.
The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.
Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.
Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? Its like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. Its like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?
The word future and females is a dangerous combination.
When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.
Don't be serious, be sincere.
From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them
The pretty girl is always right.
A wise man can be a fool in love.
The worlds most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within you. The worst part is you cant even tell who is who.
Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.
Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do
The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice...
In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!
...but I guess it's better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.
Stupid people go to college but
Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunters home.
LIFE IS TOUGH WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING TO PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU...
Preety girls behave best when you ignore them
Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.
Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.
I m human, I m not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.
Don't be serious,be sincere...
There are two ways of spreading light to be candle,or the mirror that reflects it.
We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.
Pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.
The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us.. the worst part is we can't say who is who
Pardon the hurt others have caused you.What they did is past.What is bothering today are your current feelings that comes from this load.Let it go.
Sometimes, when nobody is by your side, you have to become your own cheering squad.
Don't quit. It will happen one day.
The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
Make New FrNdS But Keep D oLd , One iS silVer The Other is Gold.
Losers, even if they do not have a brain,have a heart.
Life will never change we should select new things and move on
We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.
It is only when one writes a book that one realizes the true power of MSWord, from grammar checks to replace-alls.
How can God give girls so much power ? How can they turn productive, busy and ambitious men into a wilting mass of uselessness.
Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian
Tamilians love to irritate non-Tamil speakers by speaking in Tamil only.
I feel everyone who has a chance should step out of India for a while to really see what it is like out there.
She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law
We have no hope if we cannot prove uncle cynic wrong.
When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don't look down. Just fly higher so the stones won't reach you
Work hard, but make time for your love, family and friends.
Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on your final day
It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
If it is too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true.
Life may not offer you the same chance twice.
All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.
Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.
Forgiving doesn’t make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.
Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them.
Girls never tell you anything straight out anyway. You have to interpolate and extrapolate their responses to figure out what’s on their mind.
This is how we girls are. At times we want to be wanted, even when we deny it.
That’s what human relationships are about – selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.
Sometimes it is hard to explain why you find a person beautiful.
Admiration passes, love endures.
Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.
I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.
Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book.
The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.
The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice...
The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.
The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It’s never easier to live being as weaker one!
Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.
Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do.