The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

In cigarettes, we have pictures of blackened lungs on the packs. But packets of potato chips dont bear the picture of an obese heart patient, right?

Smoke is beautiful weightless and shapeless, it almost appears as deceptively powerless as the person releasing it, yet, it comes from within and rises above us all. Crap,

There are things some people can never understand.there's no point to telling them.

Don't be serious , be sincere

It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

When you screw someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.

Most people who own colleges in India haven't. Stupid people go to college. Smart people own them,

That's what human relationships are about &ndash selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.

Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.

Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? Its like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. Its like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.