The word future and females is a dangerous combination.

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

When you screw someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.

Most people who own colleges in India haven't. Stupid people go to college. Smart people own them,

That's what human relationships are about &ndash selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.

Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? Its like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. Its like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.

Don't be serious, be sincere.

From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.

Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them

The pretty girl is always right.

A wise man can be a fool in love.

The worlds most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within you. The worst part is you cant even tell who is who.

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.