Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

I don’t feel very much like Pooh today," said Pooh. "There there," said Piglet. "I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.

Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

Some have brains, and some haven't, and there it is.

A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

I knew when I met you an adventure was going to happen.

One of the advantages of being disorganized is the joy of discovery.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart. I'll stay there forever.

Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Blue uniforms are real. Cops are a social fiction

Bad critics judge a work of art by comparing it to pre-existing theories. They always go wrong when confronted with a masterpiece because masterpieces make their own rules.

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of monopoly in the means of production.

I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it….

Reality is what you can get away with.