I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it….

I knew when I met you an adventure was going to happen.

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing

One of the advantages of being disorganized is the joy of discovery.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart. I'll stay there forever.

Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Blue uniforms are real. Cops are a social fiction

Bad critics judge a work of art by comparing it to pre-existing theories. They always go wrong when confronted with a masterpiece because masterpieces make their own rules.

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of monopoly in the means of production.

Reality is what you can get away with.

My own opinion is that belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.

The future is up for grabs. It belongs to any and all who will take the risk and accept the responsibility of consciously creating the future they want.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

We live in our myths, we only endure reality.

Any model we make does not describe the universe it describes what our brains are capable of saying at this time.

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.

Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers.

Try living forever with the metaprogram, 'Everything works out more perfectly than I plan it.