Don't give up your power.

Not everyone is the same. You can't label a person just because of what they do or what they've done.

We as people have a purpose here to contribute to the Earth, to contribute to people's goodness and good life.

One day it'll all make sense.

Education is what you get from reading the small print; experience is what you get from not reading it.

Never lookin' back or too far in front of me; the present is a gift and I just wanna be.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.

There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.

I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.