Billy Crystal Quotes

Best 30+ Billy Crystal Messages, Quotes, and Images

Change is such hard work.

Change is such hard work.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

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The only time you lose at something is when you don't learn from that experience.

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I have seen that every one forgives much in themselves that they find unpardonable in other people.

I have seen that every one forgives much in themselves that they find unpardonable in other people.

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Michael was so shy, he'd sit down and sing behind the couch with his back to me while I sat with my hands over my eyes-and the lights off.

Michael was so shy, he'd sit down and sing behind the couch with his back to me while I sat with my hands over my eyes-and the lights off.

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