At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

Billy Crystal

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

You give up your dream, you give up.

You give up your dream, you give up.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Change is such hard work.

Change is such hard work.

Michael was so shy, he'd sit down and sing behind the couch with his back to me while I sat with my hands over my eyes-and the lights off.

Michael was so shy, he'd sit down and sing behind the couch with his back to me while I sat with my hands over my eyes-and the lights off.

The climate in the '50s and '60s for black performers or black people in the entertainment business was atrocious. It was atrocious.

The climate in the '50s and '60s for black performers or black people in the entertainment business was atrocious. It was atrocious.

I've met every freak in the business.

I've met every freak in the business.

Did you know you would become as successful as you have? Hell, no. But you know what? You were prepared, baby.

Did you know you would become as successful as you have? Hell, no. But you know what? You were prepared, baby.

I improvised my life along the way - I just moved step-by-step. And I knew that if I got better, something would happen.

I improvised my life along the way - I just moved step-by-step. And I knew that if I got better, something would happen.

I don't deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn't deserve that, either. So I'll keep it.

I don't deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn't deserve that, either. So I'll keep it.

Arts is just as important as military defense, you know? Emotional defense is just as important.

Arts is just as important as military defense, you know? Emotional defense is just as important.