I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.