When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

Of course you want to do all the research that you can, but it's impossible to take a life and the boundaries of an hour and a half, so there is hope there will be understanding about that also.