I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

Jeff Foxworthy

The president needs to be a force that is trusted in the world.

The president needs to be a force that is trusted in the world.

I am who I am, but I am not a bully.

I am who I am, but I am not a bully.

They believe in teachers unions. We believe in teachers.

They believe in teachers unions. We believe in teachers.

I think we have to focus,on exactly what the priorities are.

I think we have to focus,on exactly what the priorities are.

America under Barack Obama has become a defensive, reactive and weaker country both at home and abroad.

America under Barack Obama has become a defensive, reactive and weaker country both at home and abroad.

Hillary Clinton supported concessions to the Castro brothers and got almost nothing in return for ending the embargo.

Hillary Clinton supported concessions to the Castro brothers and got almost nothing in return for ending the embargo.

Sometimes people need to be told to sit down and shut up.

Sometimes people need to be told to sit down and shut up.

There is only one group to blame for the continued suffering of these innocent victims: the House majority and their Speaker John Boehner.

There is only one group to blame for the continued suffering of these innocent victims: the House majority and their Speaker John Boehner.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.