Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends