Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
